The white businessman goes in for a black handshake; the black businessman goes in for a normal handshake.

The world holds its breath.

Everyone stands in silence, waiting to see what’ll happen.

THEY LAUGH AND FIST BUMP.

RACISM IS OVER.

EVERYONE CHEERS AND RUNS INTO THE STREETS.

NELSON MANDELA SILENTLY WIPES A TEAR FROM HIS CHEEK, AND PASSES AWAY WITH A SMILE.

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  1. If only life was this simple :) love the post :)

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  2. This is dope! Lol

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  3. ..this is the most laugh out loud funny thing you have ever posted (that I’ve seen)… more!more!…

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About Felix O'Shea

Felix is a guy who isn't actually a writer, but calls himself one when he wants to try to impress gullible people.

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A few of my better posts, Random rubbish that I can't think of a category for

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