September 9, 2013 — Felix O'Shea

A white businessman meets a black businessman…

The white businessman goes in for a black handshake; the black businessman goes in for a normal handshake.

The world holds its breath.

Everyone stands in silence, waiting to see what’ll happen.

…

THEY LAUGH AND FIST BUMP.

RACISM IS OVER.

EVERYONE CHEERS AND RUNS INTO THE STREETS.

NELSON MANDELA SILENTLY WIPES A TEAR FROM HIS CHEEK, AND PASSES AWAY WITH A SMILE.

wannabepoet
September 9, 2013 at 2:12 pm

If only life was this simple :) love the post :)
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Kjackson00
September 9, 2013 at 7:53 pm

This is dope! Lol
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tootonesbored
September 10, 2013 at 1:42 am

..this is the most laugh out loud funny thing you have ever posted (that I’ve seen)… more!more!…
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About Felix O'Shea

Felix is a guy who isn't actually a writer, but calls himself one when he wants to try to impress gullible people.