Manager (female): I’ve put the new girl on the bar with you tonight, so no distracting her.

Me: What do you mean ‘distracting’?

Manager: You just… have a way of distracting the female staff.

Me: Do I?

Manager: You do.

Me: How?

Manager: You just… do. So don’t.

Me: Well, how can I not do it, if you don’t tell me what I’m doing?

Manager: Just… don’t distract the girls tonight. I’ll be keeping an eye on you.

Me: Won’t that be distracting?

Manager: … … … Shut up.

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  1. This sounds very much like my “Life with Kelvin” series of posts! It can be so annoying (in a funny way)!

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  2. if the boss had to worn you then you’re really distracting that you didn’t you don’t even know

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  3. I think your (female) manager just admitted you distracted her… Only you knows if that’s good though :)

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Felix is a guy who isn't actually a writer, but calls himself one when he wants to try to impress gullible people.

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