Manager (female): I’ve put the new girl on the bar with you tonight, so no distracting her.
Me: What do you mean ‘distracting’?
Manager: You just… have a way of distracting the female staff.
Me: Do I?
Manager: You do.
Manager: You just… do. So don’t.
Me: Well, how can I not do it, if you don’t tell me what I’m doing?
Manager: Just… don’t distract the girls tonight. I’ll be keeping an eye on you.
Me: Won’t that be distracting?
Manager: … … … Shut up.