
July 26, 2013 — Felix O'Shea
‘Hello!’ – Yurgen
I was moving around some boxes in the shop storeroom out back when I heard a faint ‘hello’. I came round to the front of the store and saw, already leaving, a uniformed police officer. This is what he said:
‘Hello! Sorry, don’t mind me, I’m just saying “hello”. I’m Yurgen. It’s what I do. Hello! And now goodbye.’
… and off he went.
I either really want, or really don’t want, his job.
Yes you do. So that you can post brilliant stuff like that and we can read it.
Hahaha! Funny cops with no guns… I am going to love living in the UK!
Was this officer on foot patrol? Maybe new to the area & just trying to get to know his constituents?
I dunno. Sounds pretty easy! Hello, I’m rose. goodbye. that’ll be $20