July 26, 2013 — Felix O'Shea
‘Hello!’ – Yurgen
I was moving around some boxes in the shop storeroom out back when I heard a faint ‘hello’. I came round to the front of the store and saw, already leaving, a uniformed police officer. This is what he said:
‘Hello! Sorry, don’t mind me, I’m just saying “hello”. I’m Yurgen. It’s what I do. Hello! And now goodbye.’
… and off he went.
I either really want, or really don’t want, his job.
--- Grumpy Comments --- 
Yes you do. So that you can post brilliant stuff like that and we can read it.
Hahaha! Funny cops with no guns… I am going to love living in the UK!
Was this officer on foot patrol? Maybe new to the area & just trying to get to know his constituents?
I dunno. Sounds pretty easy! Hello, I’m rose. goodbye. that’ll be $20