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Roll opening production company credits.

The picture fades in. We’re in deep space. A cluster of rocks floats lifelessly; the remains of planet Earth after some sort of climactic event. Everything’s gone, and everyone’s dead. The camera slowly pans around the debris for approximately two hours, before the screen fades to black.

The whole film has the feel of having been narrated by Morgan Freeman; albeit in absolute silence, because there are no sound waves in space.

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    But he’s got a great voice, even in space.

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