She’s the kind of person who’ll put on a Facebook video about some people telling the ‘heartfelt’ story of how they rehabilitated a crippled dog, but she doesn’t have the heart not to laugh the whole way through. Here’s a recap of the last two minutes.

‘If that came near me, I’d tread on it.’

*laughter break*

‘What a useless pet. Why haven’t they killed it?’

‘I feel like I’m laughing at a spastic child.’

‘Look at his fucking legs!’

*laughter break*

‘Oh god, am I bad person?’

‘Haha look! They’ve taped his legs together. What’s that leg doing? Imagine if that were your child. He’d just be stood there like this.’

*gets up and imitates crippled dog*

‘And then he’d be all like…’

*hobbles around for a bit and then lies on the carpet, laughing*

‘What are you writing? Are you writing everything I’m saying? If you word it the word you word things, I’m going to sound awful.’