March 8, 2013

Vacation Update

So I’m chillin’ on the beach, striding through the calm water, and all of a sudden, this giant, friendly wave was all like, ‘Hey, bro! Let’s hang out!’, and I was like, ‘Sure, man. What’s up?’, and he was all like, ‘Have you met my buddies, these sharp, jagged rocks?’, and then he smashed my face into them, dragged me across them, pulled my legs over my head (twisting my neck), bashed my knee, cut my wrist, stuffed sand up my nose, somersaulted me twice, and shaved off half my face.

On the plus side. It’s super easy to get drunk with a concussion and whiplash pain meds.


Join the conversation! 7 Comments

  1. OMG, that’s awful! Poor u!
    But on the flipside think of walking into work all cool, and all the ass the bass-ass stories you can fabricate. That’s awesome ;)

  2. and hope you feel better!

  3. Oh my, Glad you are alive. Dude that’s brutal

  4. […] Four: A wave three times my height decided to smash my face into the gravely beach, drag my legs over my head, and flip me over three times. Final tally – cut up forehead, […]


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Felix is a guy who isn't actually a writer, but calls himself one when he wants to try to impress gullible people.


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