Becky: There’s no way way I’m going to work tomorrow.
Becky: The ghost boy is rat-a-tat-tatting on the door! Why is he going to open the door? Now you’ve invited it in! That’s the rule of vampires! If my cat ever knocks on the door, I’ll kill it.
Becky: Can the ghost touch him? If a ghost touched me, I’d be sick.
Becky: How do the actors actually act this out!? I’d poo. I’d literally do a poo. ‘Alright, Becky. Lets try this one more time. Take fifty-six!’
Becky: That house is so manky. It’s the creepiest fucking place ever. Why would someone live in a house that looks like that?
Becky: What is that fucking noise? Turn it off, Felix! No one rocks in a rocking chair like that!
Becky: How do ghosts not scare themselves? Just sitting there, rocking back and forth. How is she not fucking terrified?
Becky: Okay. Can you press ‘play’ again? I don’t want to touch the iPad.
Becky: I think that there might be something wrong with my heart. I don’t think it’s okay.
Becky: I’m not sleeping tonight. Or ever. That’s when she gets you.
Becky: I can’t see if I hide behind my waffle! Wait, no! Scrap that! The waffle has holes in it! It does nothing!
Becky: That doll has spiky teeth! What is the purpose of that doll? If someone gave me that doll, I’d throw it at their head.
Becky: Why do I keep gagging? Is this my new reaction to being scared? Don’t ever jump out at me, or I’ll vomit in your face.
Becky: Children are creepy as fuck. They can walk through walls.
Becky: Fee, my phone charger’s wrapped around me leg! It’s got me! It’s trying to kill me!
Becky: Okay, I’m done. Whatever. Turn it off.