[Liam Neeson’s character (Brian) is on the phone to his daughter (Kim), seeing that his ex-wife is being held by armed antagonists]

Brian: Listen to me carefully, Kim. Your mother is going to be taken.

Kim: Dad, wait. Don’t you mean… twoken?

Brian: Yes, Kim. Twoken.

[both characters look directly at camera]

[cut to black]


Join the conversation! 1 Comment

  1. That was the DUMBEST funny setup I’ve read in a while. Be proud of yoursellf young sir.


Leave me your thoughts...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

About Felix O'Shea

Felix is a guy who isn't actually a writer, but calls himself one when he wants to try to impress gullible people.


Random rubbish that I can't think of a category for


, , , , , , , , ,