October 13, 2012 — Felix O'Shea
Taken 2: Alternate Ending
[Liam Neeson’s character (Brian) is on the phone to his daughter (Kim), seeing that his ex-wife is being held by armed antagonists]
Brian: Listen to me carefully, Kim. Your mother is going to be taken.
Kim: Dad, wait. Don’t you mean… twoken?
Brian: Yes, Kim. Twoken.
[both characters look directly at camera]
[cut to black]
[end]
That was the DUMBEST funny setup I’ve read in a while. Be proud of yoursellf young sir.