I don’t often speak up when confronted, or witnessing a confrontation, from an outside instigator, but when I do; boy, does my quick wit show them…
So, some assholes came up to the bar at closing time last night. This is what happened.
Asshole 1:What time do you close tonight? Co-worker:About five minutes, sir. Asshole 2:Ha! Fuck off! Co-worker:I’m afraid so, and please don’t swear. Asshole 1:We aren’t fucking going anywhere, mate. Asshole 2:Yeah, we’re staying and getting fucking pissed. Asshole 1:We’ll still be here at fucking six in the morning, mate. Me (from across the bar):Yeah? Well you’ll be pretty thirsty.
BOOM! Fucking take that shit, asshole. Yeah, you better not quite understand my joke and slowly walk away. Believe it, bitch.