Ian: I have to study for this new qualification…
Felix: What’s the paper on?
Felix: Communication? You? You can barely string a sentence together!
Ian: I know! Gotta learn proper English!
Felix: Want me to to tutor you?
Ian: Worked with the maths…
Felix: Okay, which are the nouns in this sentence: The cat sat in the tree.
Ian: Uhhh… Hold on… *counts to seven on his fingers* … C… A… No wait, those are vowels.
Felix: C? C isn’t a vowel.
Ian: Nah, it’s a continent.
Ian: Let’s do this some other time.
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