April 23, 2012 — Felix O'Shea
If I ever did a stand up comedy gig…
I have my opener worked out.
I’d walk out onto the stage totally naked, just with my hands covering my crotch-area. I’d act really unsure and confused, and I’d stand there for a few seconds until everyone went quiet. Then, with a look of stupid realisation on my face, I’d say:
“Ooohh… Picture the audience naked… Okay, hold on. I’ll be back in a second.”
And then I’d slowly reverse off stage, and come back fully dressed.
So, how does that sound?
I’d pay 20 American dollars to see that alone.
I’ll go 20 Canadian dollars, they’re worth more now.
I’ll toss in some Bazooka Joe for karma.
Sounds like Mr Bean :)