I have my opener worked out.

I’d walk out onto the stage totally naked, just with my hands covering my crotch-area. I’d act really unsure and confused, and I’d stand there for a few seconds until everyone went quiet. Then, with a look of stupid realisation on my face, I’d say:

Ooohh… Picture the audience naked… Okay, hold on. I’ll be back in a second.

And then I’d slowly reverse off stage, and come back fully dressed.

So, how does that sound?

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  1. I’d pay 20 American dollars to see that alone.

  2. Sounds like Mr Bean :)


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About Felix O'Shea

Felix is a guy who isn't actually a writer, but calls himself one when he wants to try to impress gullible people.


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