Okay… so you all remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the campy cartoons, and slightly-less-campy comics, about the anthropomorphic warrior turtles with their rat master, Splinter, right? And do you all remember the primary antagonist of the franchise: the evil samurai looking chap ominously referred to as ‘Shredder‘? Well for those of you that do, but aren’t sure as to just what became of Mr ‘Shredder’, I would like to inform you of something:

The Turtles decapitated him.

This isn’t like Sonic the Hedgehog, where Dr Robotnik gets a bonk on the head; nor is it Mario, where Bowser simply gets kicked off screen while vicious sociopath Mario tries to garner an appreciation fuck out of the traumatised princess. This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…

… and when you fuck with them, they cut your fucking head off.


This picture depicts Leonardo actually decapitating Shredder, as you see by the thin line across his neck, and the drench of blood across Leonardo’s blade.

Pretty gruesome, right?

If you don’t believe me, here are some more pictures: the first is of Leonardo presenting the corpse to his brothers (after which they actually cremated it on a wooden pyre), and the second is another instance of them killing him (after the original Shredder was cloned by worms or something), by knocking him off a building, after which they went down, and upon seeing his scattered/shattered/splattered remains, promptly quipped that ‘Shredder’s been shredded‘. To me, these guys sound like fucking sociopaths

 

 

 

Also, if anyone is keen to find a little bit more turtle gore, here is a clip from the actual cartoon, wherein the scene of Leonardo beheading Shredder is recreated… for the happy child audiences.

 

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About Felix O'Shea

Felix is a guy who isn't actually a writer, but calls himself one when he wants to try to impress gullible people.

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