FELIX: Okay, tell me something that you don’t understand about the universe.
IAN: … Uranus.
FELIX: No, really…
IAN: Summat’ ah don’t understand? Women… Oh, an’ do fish piss in the sea and bears shit in the woods. Now that is a question.
FELIX: No… It isn’t. Come on, out of everything in reality, what do you really not understand. Gravity? Evolution? The possibilities of time travel?
IAN: Right… What came first, right… Organism… Egg… Chicken…?
FELIX: Well, a chicken is an organism. And eggs came before chickens, remember it’s not just chickens that lay eggs.
IAN: Everything ‘atches from somethin’.
FELIX: Well, we don’t technically ‘hatch’.
IAN: Nah, we come out ah mummy’s twat.
FELIX: Nice… Well, yeah.
IAN: So, right. We’re in there, in the womb… Evolvin’.
FELIX: What? Evolution isn’t about us growing in the womb… It’s about the journey from less complex, ancestral organisms.
IAN: Well, yeah. But we’re growin’… And expandin’.
FELIX: I… I guess you could say that, yeah?
IAN: Well that’s evolution as ah see it.
FELIX: Okay… So what part do you not understand?
IAN: … Life.
FELIX: What… Just in general? What about it?
IAN: How come right, some days it’s good, and some days it’s shit?
FELIX: Well, that’s just because… Stuff happens.
IAN: Yeah… Life’s a bitch, and then you marry one… Then you shag one.
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