Let’s break this down, in case the banner menu across the top isn’t clear enough. This is my blog, it’s where I do most of my blogging. I also tweet, and I do that here, and finally, I write for a website called The Impersonals, and my articles can be found here. As for the rest of me?
I’m Felix, I’m 23, and I occasionally write things on the internet.
This is a picture of me. That’s what I look like, with my face and head and legs and the various other bodily appendages that necessitate a basic humanoid form.
You’d best not be fooled by how cool I occasionally look; I am actually quite a loser. I do play guitar, as well as piano and ukulele, but you probably needn’t know that, because I only possess varying degrees of terribleness in all three.
I work in a bar. However, when I say ‘I work in a bar’, I actually mean ‘No! I’m NOT doing any work today! I’m hiding in the cellar again where no one can find me!’
I tend to dress pretty weirdly. I know, I know; the world can be a scary place, but make your peace with it. I’ve found a small brown waistcoat or a jacket with elbow patches can’t keep you safe during the long winters of the soul.
Sometimes I draw disturbing things that probably shouldn’t be seen by people. Other times I do disturbing things that shouldn’t… Actually, we’ll leave that part out.
I occasionally like seeing stuff and looking at stuff, and even more so when I’m adorned with a thin, functionally useless in terms of keeping warm, but stylish none the less, scarf.
I have a cat. He’s tired of you and all of your lies. He doesn’t want to be woken up for more of your nonsense.
I also have another cat. He’s scared of the things that he doesn’t understand, which, given that he’s a cat, is quite a lot.
This is my brother Marcus. Contrary to what this picture depicts, he is not a philandering New York stock broker.
This is my brother Daniel. In accordance with what this picture depicts, he is indeed a blithering idiot.
We all used to look like this, but then things started going wrong.
This is my girlfriend Rebecca. She’s kind of cute. We’ve been living together for five years. Occasionally she let’s me speak; more often, she tells me to be quiet. She’s little folk.
I like writing stuff. One day I’ll figure out how to actually make some money off of it… Maybe. I’ll try and pop in and write you all some silly little jokes and rants and whatever other nonsensical garbage I find rattling around inside my semi-comprehensible little brain. In the meantime however, I’m busy, so as long as you keep the noise to a minimum, you’re free to take a look around. Read it, comment on it, subscribe to it, and generally enjoy all of the world-weary winging that can be found in the land of GrumpyComments.
P.S. I once dropped my iPad into my cat’s litter tray, so I apologise if my blog smells.
Gosh you are SO grumpy looking! NOT! :)
I love your nancy little armament! Such wit and such command of language in so few years. Sigh. You’ll go places, my friend. Don’t ask me where…but places aren’t bad.
I bestowed two awards on you simultaneously, somehow. Go check out what they are. http://wp.me/p1CLmE-Ay
Nice intro. I also drink Twinnings and enjoy saluting miniature flags.
Already hooked. Great blog!
: )
Beth
You are in my top five most interesting follows, no question.
hey, I dig your blog. Cheers!
Great stuff!
you’re a great photographer ! the portrait of your girlfriend is cool
You have a great outlook. Great photos.
cool blog! I have a very close friend whose mum is Swedish and dad is British.
Nice blog and great pictures.
Love your blog! You’re witty and a breath of fresh air.
I love this page!
Keep plugging away at the blog. If I don’t laugh out loud at what I read, don’t worry there is usually a wry smile on my face.
You sound like a goofy two-legged with a bird-name ( Felix) so I will follow u. Terrific compliment from me so you’d better ENJOY it. BTW I have tried TEA but prefer water.
Purrrr from
Herkules
Love Grumpy Comments already!
Being pretty grumpy (okay, constantly raging) myself, I am liking this chat. Keep it up .
Bug @ Bugwear
I think I shall enjoy following you, my fine English fellow.
Fab intro. I can tell I’m going to enjoy browsing around… :D
TAG! http://wp.me/p1Y5sw-6U
Now here I thought Conor OBerst was now following my blog…
Love your introduction.
Man, you made me love
Will definitely follow
Keep on writing
:)
Which half of you is Swedish and what is the other half and would you really like to play for Rangers?
and a nice-looking girl-friend!
you rant good :)
mrrows @ sherlock & moriarty
Thanks for subscribing to the Sandpit :)
Many thanks for subscribing to my scribblings. If I ever catch up on my sleep I might start to make sense. Or perhaps I’m just dreaming of that. Cheers
We have two things in common – playing guitar terribly (though you look as though you probably play it quite well) and having great cats. Oh, and being grumpy sometimes. That’s three. You can read about me and my guitar and songwriting experiences by searching ‘guitar’ on my blog.
Love your blog! Am definitely follow. Top of my list, you rock!
Your view of the world appears to be skewed just enough to be edgy and funny. Good luck with the writing. Don’t give up on it. I love the multimedia creativity shown here. I look forward to reading more.
Enjoyed reading and looking at your “Who I am in picture form” it’s witty, well written and concise, the best inroduction to a blog I’ve read so far. I wish you to figure out how to make money using your writing talent soon) Grumpy is a sign of lucidity, when it’s used with moderation. Good luck! ;-)
Sorry if this is a bit late and all, but I wanted to thank you for following my blog. I truly appreciate it! :D Thank you once again!
I enjoy you. and although i’m 33 i feel more like you than me. if that makes a lick of sense.
I just nominated you for the versatile blogger award. :)
http://stephyness.wordpress.com/2012/03/14/madonna-vs-the-pope/
I like your sense of irony and sarcasm! I’ll definately keep reading!
Heh I am my cat whimper in fear (my cat is a complete pussy!).
*snerk*
Thanks for your subscription! Regrettably now I have read your stuff I don’t think I can compete. You are infinitaley more funny than I am. I’m so depressed……..
I’ve really enjoyed reading your stuff… Think you’d enjoy reading the Crabby Old Fart (here on WordPress).
I like the fact that you are disturbingly funny. awesome.
You’ve been nominated! Check it out: http://stayathometatte.wordpress.com/2012/03/19/award-innundation/
This is great. I like your style. Your natural wit/sarcasm shines through each caption. You just got yourself another follower!
Ohhhh… I have three boys. WIll one of them turn disgruntled? Your our Peter. Don’t believe me? Check out his info under “Us”.
i can’t believe you are grumpy. You are witty!
I was about to blindly proceed with the tradition of commenting “Followed you because you followed me!thxkbaiii <3s :) ”
But your inherent hilariousity caught my attention and I am going to follow you FOR REAL.
Your Girlfriend is sooo pretty! Hope you guys have a good relationship… When you type these things, your life seems pretty boring (for me), but when you look at these pictures, it explains everything so well! GOD BLESS :D and continue blogging :)
Hello Felix!
You are the winner for two awards! Congrats! http://nizamhappieboyz.wordpress.com/2012/04/09/hug-the-sunshine-award/
Have a great week and best wishes, Nizam
Hey, you’re kind of cool and I might like your blog so good job or whatever.
That’s cool, I guess. Whatever. I mean, you know… Thanks, and stuff.
Your grumpy complaints and grievances are award-worthy. That’s why I’ve nominated you for the Liebster Blog Award. Feel free to check out the details of the award here http://randomdeviations.wordpress.com/2012/04/22/an-award-and-a-request/ :)
Hello Felix,
Sorry about the comment I made just a few seconds ago. The word “go” got added to the link making it null.
I have been nominated for the ‘Sunshine Award’” by fellow blogger Thelma Cunningham.
In turn, I have nominated you for the Sunshine Award.
Please read my post “I have been nominated for the ‘Sunshine Award’” –
http://tvaraj.wordpress.com/2012/05/03/i-have-been-nominated-for-the-sunshine-award/
If you are interested, and feel that this is not gibberish, then copy the logo for posting on your site. Also I have included the instructions penned by other bloggers who have been nominated for the award before me.
For those who do not know what a Sunshine Blog Award is (and that included me), it is a prize awarded to “bloggers who positively and creatively inspire others in the blogosphere”. This is a sort of chain letter that we can never resist.
Super-glad I found your blog.
It appeals to my little, black heart. ♥
Veggiewitch ♥
Hey, Thanks so much for the follow. You have a pretty cool blog yourself, glad I found ya!
I think u have a great personality :) and I like what u look like :D
hahah, your blog (and you :P ) made my day! Thanks :)
Most entertaining biography I’ve ever read^^, I might have to be a copycat:P
You’re awesome. I love writing and drawing to. Please make a book.
Thank you, and I am writing a book at the moment, for kindle! It’ll hopefully be done in a couple of weeks, I’m just collecting artwork from a few contributors. I really hope people are going to buy it!
i’m actually making a book too, a ZOMBIE book. But i certainly will buy your book.
It’s a kitty!
Also, Twinnings? Have you tried Rooibos? It’s good, you should try it.
Hey Man! It was interesting to look at your life in pictures. You seem like an interesting bloke. Gotta press that follow button on your blog.
Dude, if you’re not making money off this, where is the hope for the rest of us…you’re freakin’ hilarious!
You are now and forever, my favorite internet person. Keep on doing your stuff Felix. :)
Hey Felix, cool “About” page! Thanks for checking out one of my blogs (http://threedailydelights.wordpress.com/), and for choosing to follow it; I appreciate it!
One of my fave bloggers! :D
Love your cats and the ever lovely Rebecca. :D
Awesome about me page. I wear odd shoes too, people always come up to me and say “are you wearing odd shoes?” and I say yes and they say “good… I thought there was something wrong with my brain”. It’s a good conversation starter but only works with people who doubt their own sanity.
So, everyone, surely?
Hi Felix,
I have no idea why you followed me when I first started my blog a year ago, but I’m glad you did, because then I followed you, and you make me laugh on a regular basis. There are a few bloggers that come to my email in-box, and you’re one of them, so I often read your posts while I’m standing in line at the grocery store and such. Keep going, you’re funny. I’m going to put you on my blog roll. You never know, you might get a hit or two as a result of this!
Cheers from a middle-aged Seattle mom…
Thank you! That’s so lovely to hear! I’m having a bit of writer’s block at the moment, so it’s always great to be reminded that I’m not awful at this! Thanks again.
Felix, for what I’ve seen here, your def not a loser… You’re a bright, intelligent, creative soul, a restless soul, and it would appear a wonderfully interesting person… my blessings and peace for you this New Year….
Thank you for following HoB. Much appreciated! I’ll be hanging around here…
Appreciate the follow, man.
~Christy