Here’s what I have so far for tonight, in no particular order:
a) read Kim Jong-Il’s entire life story on Wikipedia.
b) masturbate (not in any way related to a).
c) learn the rest of Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones on guitar.
d) eat 15 chocolate mini rolls.
e) endlessly scroll through my tumblr blog dashboard to figure out who keeps posting shit about One Direction.
f) masturbate (again, not in any way connected to a).
g) draw a picture of a chicken; colour it in the wrong colours.
h) write some Doctor Who fan fiction where Matt Smith travels back in his own time stream to play poker with David Tennant.
i) the same, but with strip poker.
j) run out into my small empty village looking for crimes to solve / sit in the park alone.
k) masturbate (not in any way related to either a or i).
Please feel free to make suggestions if you’d like to help me expand this list.
