Tag Archives: Insomnia

Some night time activities to keep me sane…

Here’s what I have so far for tonight, in no particular order: a) read Kim Jong-Il’s entire life story on Wikipedia. b) masturbate (not in any way related to a). c) learn the rest of Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones on guitar. d) eat 15 chocolate mini rolls. e) endlessly scroll through my tumblr […]

‘Hey, buddy. I know you’re trying to sleep; but I just wanted to quickly mention a couple million things to you first.’

- my brain

This is genuinely what is going through my head right now…

Me: Hey, 4am. How’s it going? 4am: Oh, not bad. You know how it is. Me: Yeah… Yeah…. Hey, listen; I honestly don’t know how to say this, so I guess I’ll just have to… say it. 4am: Honey? What is it? Me: I… It’s just… There’s someone else. I don’t want to see them, […]

Kept Awake by a Bird

I want to say a quick thank you to this little bastard, who has thus far, kept me awake till half past 6 in the morning. I find it difficult to think of a way to be less productive with my time without trying to teach George W. Bush about possessive plurals.

Night time writings

I’m sat in bed, wide awake as I usually am at these obscene hours of the night, at such a loss of ideas as to what to do, that I’m now going to write about said loss of ideas as to what to do, in an effort of turning it into an idea of what […]


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