Is that Green Lantern over there hooking on a street corner?

Okay, a bit late, but I have to say this…

Ryan Reynolds: I like you. You were really good in Smokin’ Aces, and probably other stuff that I haven’t seen… You popped up on scrubs, that was funny. You were the only glimmer of okay-ishness in the otherwise deplorable X-Men: Origins movie. From what I know about you, you’re pretty decent. I like you.

Hal Jordan: I like you too. I like your relationship with Oliver Queen, the funny back and forth and the camaraderie . Rebirth was a good book. You always pop up in the crossovers and you always make a good ‘hero’ impression. I usually can’t be bothered with the whole ‘Green Lantern Corps‘ mythos, but when I see you in other things, I’m pleased you’re there. Like I said, I like you.

Ryan Reynolds portraying Hal Jordan in the upcoming Green Lantern movie. Fuck off. Not a chance. It looks atrocious.

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