Me: What do you want to watch?
Me: Watchmen? I fancy watching Watchmen.
Becky: Why would I want to watch men who watch other men?
Me: You know that that isn’t what it is.
Becky: I don’t want to watch something I’ve seen.
Me: But we’ve seen everything good. What do *you* want to watch.
Becky: I don’t care…
Me: So you’ll watch anything apart from the one thing that I want to watch?
Becky: I want to watch something that I haven’t seen, and that isn’t shit.
Me: What about something that you have seen, but you don’t remember?
Becky: I remember everything.
Me: Name one character from Watchmen, other than Rorshach.
Becky: Uhh… the slutty one, the evil rapey one, the one who fell out the window who was also the evil rapey one, the blue guy, the other clever evil one, and the one who has the weird animal… who was also the clever evil one.
Me: Way to go, so that’s… none, because I said ‘name’.
Me: So what do you want to watch?
Becky: Not Watchmen.