Decided to go to the cinema. Got ourselves ready and dressed up. Went by the corner shop to get some cheap snacks and sweets. Drove to the cinema. Saw the enormous queue outside. Drove home. Now, still dressed up, eating a dinner of previously purchased snacks and sweets in front of the TV.
Relationships: That’s how it’s done.
Best, ever. GOT to be some shite telly on to take the pain away.
Next time, dress up, buy the snacks, but don’t go out. That was your mistake.