We went to the beach today, and, being a man, I refused to wear any sunscreen. Now I’m all red and sore and burned, but I still have my masculinity. I am a man with balls and a cock and a fiery tingling down my shins and all over my chest, but I am a man none the less.
Ouch!
Looking like this?
http://www.menshealth.co.uk/cm/menshealthuk/images/SF/sunburn-medium_new.jpg
Dang, I can’t integrate a picture properly and I do this for a living :(