I’m about to self-publish my first book…

It’s going to be a joke compilation and expansion of my previous Animal Facts posts; basically a huge collection of some of the scientific sounding, but completely made up and utterly stupid, wildlife stories that I post. I’m about a third of the way through it, I think.

I’m going to post up a link when I’ve published it, if I ever bloody figure out how to do so, and I hope that some of you guys will help me with a few link reposts and downloads! It would honestly mean the world to me. It’s going to be a cheap, short, silly little book; but at the same time, it will be the first real proactive thing I’ve ever done to get myself towards being what I want to be, which is of course, a writer.

Everyone who buys a copy gets to know that they’ve made me absolutely delighted.

Not good enough? Fine, I’ll post you a Kit Kat or something, I don’t know.