It’s been a while since I’ve done a serious post, so I was thinking of maybe doing something on religion, or modern media, or sexual equality, or something with a similar gravitas. I took a notepad out at work, and jotted down a few ideas. Here’s what I came up with:

Three different puns based on the names of common flavours of soup.

I’m not even joking. There are diagrams.

Want to know what they were?

Nah… You probably don’t want to know what they were…