Every single night I hear my cats crashing and smashing and knocking things over in the other room. I hear them meowing and hissing and breaking things and tearing things, but then when I go through to survey the wreckage the following morning, there’s never a single item out of place.
These fucking cats creep me out.

Cats are great for playing at night, and then tidying up after, thats why we always put ours out at night.
btw, i followed you on twitter :)
How iz dat?
I love this one!!
GrumpyComments. The mystery of Pussy Cats!
Ah!! Well, you see – there’s a very interesting reason why that happens.
It’s all because………erm…….er
No. Sorry. it’s gone.
better check your twitter account. you never know.
Four cats, too much chi in my house. I totally get this one.
Stupid evil smelly cats