Not that you would.
Please feel free to leave any comments/answers and justifications, as well as more questions.
Who would you rather fight? A lion, but you’re armed with a sword… Or two bears, but you have a handgun with only two bullets.
If you had a boyfriend or girlfriend who was great in every way and fantastic in bed, would you be able to overcome the fact that during sex, they screamed the word ‘porpoise’ in shortening intervals until they climax?
For the guys: If you hadn’t had sex in ages, and a male friend manages to swap his brain into the body of the hottest girl you’d ever seen… And he offered you to ‘have a go’ on it… Would you?
Would you sooner kill a dog with a hammer, than lick a corpse’s face for ten solid minutes?
Would you rather eat a pre-killed baby, or have no nose whatsoever and never be allowed to get a plastic surgery nose.
Eat a lightbulb or drink a pint of clean human blood?
Would you rather lose £100 pounds, or be given £10 million… And have to set it all on fire and watch it burn.
What would you rather lose: one finger or two toes.
Would you rather eat only one meal every three days of whatever you want, and only peanuts in between to keep you alive… Or eat whatever you want, whenever, but have no sense of taste.
To the men – Would you rather have sex with a mouldy, bed sore 60 stone woman, or get bummed by a decent looking man.
Would you rather have 6 fingers, or 13 fingers? And yes, I do count thumbs as fingers, smart ass.
Would you rather drink a pint of clean human blood, or half a pint of clean horse blood. They are both mammals, so there really isn’t much difference, but… Come on… It’s horse blood!
Would you rather down a pint of steaming hot espresso, and maybe die from a caffeine overdose… Or have a single shot of steaming espresso poured into your ear canal.
Would you rather have one human sized frog leg, or one human size badger arm?
Would you rather have pig’s ears or a cow’s nose?
Would you rather only be able to drink through your eye, or eat through anal insertion?