You know that first Justin Beiber video? The one where he is at a bizarre kind of party where none of the children are old enough to drink alcohol? At the beginning of it, he rings up Usher, the 30 year old music producer. When you look at it from a distance, would it not perhaps be viewed as a little bit weird that a 15 year old boy is ‘friends‘ with a 30 year old man?

I mean, what do they talk about…?

And this may be a bit of a cheap shot, but in the picture below does it not kind of look like Justin’s head is just a grinning skull that has been turned upside-down and dunked into a pot of brown paint? And is Usher wearing a Baby G-shock watch? You know, the ones for 12 year old girls…